Act in a Solomon Richards Movie
What better way to suck up to Solomon Richards than to be an actor in his next movie? Think of something like Gangstas in Space by way of Grand Theft Auto: in a pinch, Richards loses his contract with one of his actors, and has to employ an eager Michael to play the starring role in his next action flick. GTA V already laid the groundwork with that weaponized spy car with its road spikes and machine guns; the next step is to incorporate that into a grand movie with Ballad of Gay Tony-style bombast. Some of the missions already echo that level of craziness, and GTA Online has even more weaponized cars. Elements of an overstuffed action flick are already present in the main game, and all Rockstar has to do is push it just a little bit farther.